Almost time for a spring cleaning blitz? Need to tackle the mess and muck and mountain of products in your bathroom? Brushes and bottles and tweezers and clippers and files - oh my. Some things you may be thinking about this weekend as you sort through your medicine cabinets and makeup bags:

> “Whoa - am I a product junkie?”

> “Ewww, what kinds of germs may lurk in my cosmetics case?”

> “How old is this toothbrush anyway? And just how clean is this hairbrush?

> “Should I flush these expired aspirin?”

> “How many stinky, sweaty details can I learn about antiperspirant and deodorant?”

> “Do I trim my toenails the right way?”

> “Yuck - so much hair down the drain! Why don’t I shed at a certain season each year, like sheep and poodles?“

> You know how back in the day young women would get out of unwanted dates by saying, “I simply can’t - I’m busy washing my hair”? Do you think I could get out of a date with this one? “Oh, I can’t go out, I’m checking my nails for 6 surface and colour changes that may signal an underlying health issue - sorry!”